A Million Ways To Die

{name:_Intro}_ : Bm x 8 {name: Verse 1} |Bm |D Cowboys and pioneers come lend your eyes and ears |Bm |F# I've got the need to testi-fy |G |A |D |G |F#m |Bm Don't try to build your nest out in the open West |G |E |F# 'Cause there's a million ways to die _______________ {name:_Solo}_ |Bm x 2 {name: Verse 2} |Bm |D Six bullets in the gut or just a paper cut |Bm |F# Too many ways to quanti-fy |G |A |D |G |F#m |Bm They'll cut your ankle off to cure a minor cough |G |F# |Bm 'Cause there's a million ways to die _____ {name:_Solo}_ |Bm |Bm |Bm |D |F# |Bm |Bm A million ways to die {name: Pre-CHORUS} |Em |D |G |G# |A It's a hundred and one in the shade or the sun, if you fall a-sleep you fry |F# |Bm A million ways to die |Em |D You can live like a saint, but there just really ain't |Em |A |Bm No a-voiding a million ways to die _____ {name:_Solo}_ |Bm |Bm |Bm |Cm |Cm |Cm |Cm {name: Chorus} |Cm |D# Small pox and bigger pox and deadly tomahawks |Cm |G Or God forbid you steal a pie |G# |A# |D# |Fm |G |Cm They'll blast you into shards, for playing good at cards |G# |F |G 'Cause there's a million ways to die {name:_Solo}_ |Cm x 2 {name: Chorus} |Cm |D# Out on the desert plains, it hardly ever rains |Cm |G And you can hear coyotes cry |G# |A# |D# |Fm |G |Cm They'll eat you up and then they'll shit you out a-gain |G# |G |Cm 'Cause there's a million ways to die {name:_Solo}_ |Cm |Cm |Cm |D# |G |Cm |Cm A million ways to die {name: Bridge} |F With a whoosh and a whack, there's a knife in your back, |D# |A# 'cause you got a fancy tie |G |Cm A million ways to die |F |D# |F It's a kick in the pants, but you don't have a chance of es-capin' |A# |Cm A million ways to die {name:_Outro}_ |Cm |Cm |Cm |G |C A million ways to die